Saturday, September 15, 2007

Why Did Doctors Wear Bird Masks



Juvenal's friend sent me this collaboration that emerged boat soon and I can not help sharing with you all.

"Ave Maria Purisima ... -...

conceived without sin, my son, what brings you here?

"Father, I accuse me of leaving my partner. Well, the thing is more complex ... It turns out that when we did that, scratching a little rubbing, and it did not stop flowing. I tried not too tight because I know it hurts ... Sometimes proved moistened finger and it improved a little. But you know, summer droughts ... was becoming almost impossible and would not be drastically forcing, did not want to suffer. But then wished with all my strength to do it, and days of abstinence made me endless ... and in the confusion of desire, tried behind other experiences ...

"Well, if I remember correctly, you had other partners, and there are some who think that modern, state of necessity, go to another may not be as serious ...

"Yeah, but the heat of summer and if any treatment had neglected to be reluctant to do it with me to the first proposition, and then came the rush me because I was going to Holland, and I crossed the ideas that Europe as permissive, and that in the end, I turned to one of them ... I know it's against nature, but many people do not know what happened to me ... Overall, I took him to mate. And now I see that it is not the best: there were stains everywhere to do in places drawbacks, made me feel dirty ... Look, is that it's there ...

- HOW? WHAT HAS LEFT THE FOUNTAIN BY A PILOT COARSE PLASTIC? ARE YOU GOING TO DROP THE HAIR! DO NOT RIDE NO MORE PEGO BY SCANDAL IN STATIONERY.

"Father, I really am very sorry.

"Well, then you will clean your entire collection, you're going to put ink to flow well and you're going to copy a calligraphic pen with purple ink, enterito 2007 yearbook, and that never happens again. And now begins to recite the act of contrition.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

The Littlest Christmas Tree Red Skelton

Waterman Ave Maria Purisima, Weapon of Peace


If anyone know the weird data and the company's advertising claims, the reason is that Lloyd George, British Prime Minister, signed the Treaty of Versailles in 1919 with a Waterman fountain pen.

Nice ad, and more your message if it really were true that the pen and replace the word to other instruments in achieving peace. Although I am not mistaken and also with pens and words have been promoted wars and violence. The problem therefore lies in the hand holding the instrument. What a pity!